Roasted 2 months ago based on kaelyn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Kaelyn, the quintessential hipster with a playlist that screams, "I’m emotionally unavailable, but let's talk about my feelings!" Your favorite genres read like a therapy session written by someone who thinks they’re too cool for mainstream music. Bedroom pop? So you enjoy being sad in a very comfy and mildly pretentious way? Midwest emo? You do realize that the only thing really crying here is your Spotify algorithm trying to figure out how it got stuck in this emotional dumpster fire, right? Then we have your top artists — a mix that somehow screams both “please validate me” and "I own five plants, and they’re all named after my exes." Pinegrove and Clairo? Girl, are you sure you’re not a Pinterest board come to life? And let’s not even start with Taylor Swift, who’s the prime diva for feuding — the only thing she should be battling is your terrible habit of going back to the same 10 songs like it's the last lifeboat on the Titanic. At this rate, the only thing you're rescuing is your social life from the depths of your sad bohemian vibes! And can we talk about your most played songs? Who knew “waiting for the end” wasn’t just a Linkin Park song but a reflection of your entire existence? "Silver Bells"? Seriously?! That’s the soundtrack playing while you’re scouring the internet for “how to stop procrastinating” tutorials. You know it’s a problem when the only bleak noise in your life comes from a playlist that sounds more like an emotional wine tasting than anything else. I'm convinced your Spotify is just one vague tweet away from becoming an official memoir titled "20 Somethings and Their Existential Crises." Good luck with that!

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