Roasted 2 years ago based on Iliaesbakhi's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Iliaesbakhi, the self-proclaimed hip hop connoisseur! You must be the only person in the universe who believes “Pop Urbaine” should be a full-time job. Your taste in music is like a mediocre French dish – overcooked and served with a side of “Who cares?” And honestly, how many variations of rap can one person handle? Rap Francais? Trap? Sounds like you’re just trying to collect genres like Pokémon cards. An impressive feat if your goal is to one day become the DJ at an awkward family reunion. Your top artists list is like a train wreck through the French countryside. Drake, really? That’s like ordering a croissant at a taco stand. And don’t even get me started on Jul, who I’m pretty sure only releases music as a form of therapy for the masses suffering from bad choices in their playlists. You could throw a party and let it be known as “The Most Confused Hip Hop Jam,” where all genres are welcome but good taste is not. And those most-played songs? They sound like the world’s worst Spotify algorithm desperately trying to keep you entertained during a 3-hour layover at a deserted airport. Do you just mash buttons until something sounds good? “Bolide allemand” followed by “Unga Unga”? You’ve truly mastered the art of hitting shuffle while making every possible wrong choice! You’ve got an award-winning knack for making everyone wonder what the hell is happening. Keep it up, Iliaesbakhi, you’re one step away from turning into a walking Spotify ad for “What Not to Listen To.”
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