Roasted 2 months ago based on Áine's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Áine, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis and an artsy hipster somehow got blended into a taco truck explosion. With an obsession for "Latin Indie" that rivals a botanist's love for rare cacti, you've somehow managed to curate a playlist that sounds like a party no one wants to attend but everyone feels obligated to. Seriously, you might as well change your name to "Viva la Confusion" because this genre list is so niche it could use a Scooby-Doo mystery gang to crack it open. Your top artists read like a Latin-inspired game of musical chairs, where the chairs are all reserved for avant-garde sensations that literally no one else has heard of. I mean, it looks like you're just one “AURORA” song away from starting a support group for people who can only express their emotions through overproduced folk music and dramatic hand movements. And don’t even get me started on your favorite tracks—how many times can you cry over “Forgotten Love” before a lifeguard has to jump in and resuscitate your taste? Now, I get it, you enjoy "Art Pop," but darling, let's face it: the only art here seems to be the elaborate smoke and mirrors hiding your Spotify library from anyone with a shred of decent taste. Between singing the praises of “Barefoot In The Park” and binging on "La Perla," you're one moody aesthetic away from being featured in an art installation titled “Ethnic Overdoses and Regrets.” So, keep jamming, but remember: there’s a fine line between being eclectic and just plain lost.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!