Roasted 8 months ago based on emptyskiesss's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s “emptyskiesss,” where the only thing emptier than those skies is your playlist selection. Seriously, your taste in music reads like the ultimate teen angst mixtape from a high schooler who just discovered that “heavy” is both a lifestyle and a genre. With a whopping mix of hard rock, emo, and medieval vibes, it's as if you're trying to summon a dark lord while simultaneously crying about your ex. Maybe that’s why you love both Metallica and pop-punk—because nothing says “I’m not okay” quite like blasting “Welcome to the Black Parade” while singing along to “Sugar, We’re Goin Down.” And don’t even get me started on your top artists. The only thing more hilarious than your obsession with Ghost—yes, the band with the most theatrical undead frontman—is that you have all their songs on repeat. The way you contribute to their stream count is about as impactful as a ghost’s footprint in the sand. Are you hoping that one day, by listening to “Square Hammer” enough times, you’ll conjure an actual plot for your life? Because spoiler alert, it’s still gonna be about as riveting as the credits of a 90s rom-com. Let’s talk about your most played songs; with “Call Me Little Sunshine” leading the pack, it sounds like your playlist is on a quest to find the one thing more disappointing than your social life—a love life. “Lament of Orpheus” really nails the vibe, because honestly, who needs friends when you can wallow in sorrow with Darren Korb’s genius? It’s like you took all the angst of your teenage years, stuffed it into a time capsule, and decided to open it during a midlife crisis. Here’s an idea: maybe branch out from the soundtrack of your life’s failures and listen to something else for once, like an actual swing or a good old-fashioned happy tune. Just a thought!

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