Roasted 3 months ago based on Lillian's long term Spotify stats.

Lillian, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion, where you’ve somehow managed to blend genres that shouldn’t even be in the same zip code. I mean, ‘Cloud Rap’ next to ‘Classic Rock’? That’s like having a tofu salad next to a deep-fried Twinkie – it just screams “I don’t know who I am, but I’m desperate for variety.” Your taste is so all over the place, it's like you threw darts at a genre board while blindfolded. Your top artists list reads like a middle-schooler’s mood board, with enough identity crises to fuel a sitcom. Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift? Sure! But you also like $uicideboy$, which sounds more like the name of your last relationship than a musical artist. It's a wonder your playlists haven’t caused a minor existential crisis for anyone who's had the misfortune of scrolling through them. I mean, who are you trying to impress? The entire ‘VSCO girl’ Pinterest community? Finally, the most played songs on your account reveal a deeply troubling commitment to an emotional rollercoaster that's been running out of order since you learned how to use Spotify. “Selfish”? We get it, so let’s hope you’re only talking about your music choices. And can we talk about “Drugs/Hoes/Money/Etc.” by $uicideboy$? I guess that’s the artistic way of summarizing your dating profile, right? Here’s some advice: Maybe it’s time to find a therapist instead of a Spotify playlist for your emotional needs, because judging by your taste, you might need both!

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