Roasted 1 year ago based on v01d's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, v01d, let’s dissect your Spotify profile like a sad little indie album cover. Your genre preferences read like the playlist of someone who's never quite made it past the hipster café in their hometown. You’ve got more “modern” in your choices than a millennial’s Instagram feed, and with so many iterations of rock and indie, did you accidentally click “shuffle” on your own personality? If it weren’t for “bedroom pop,” your whole vibe would just be “I can’t even.” And honestly, with a genre called “furry,” I’m starting to think you might have some secret pet costume parties we’re not aware of. Your top artists list looks like you raided a thrift store for all the band tees that haven't sold. Car Seat Headrest apparently has a full-time job as your musical therapist, since you played them more than a toddler plays with their favorite toy. It's comical that you’ve got more songs from them than friends in real life. Did you also know there are other artists out there? I mean, sharing a top ten with Arctic Monkeys is like being friends with the cool kid while being the one that stands awkwardly by the punch bowl. And Joji? Are we sad or just really, really sad? If I could insert a laugh track here, I would. And let’s not get started on “Most Played Songs.” It’s a cloud of existential dread dressed as a playlist. You may as well put a disclaimer on your profile reading “Warning: listening to my top songs may lead to sadness, reflective journaling, and an inexplicable urge to wear oversized sweaters.” I half-expect to see a “Car Seat Headrest is my therapist” sticker on your laptop. At this point, your Spotify looks like the epitome of “I promise I’m fun at parties, but can I bring my emotional baggage?” Just kidding, you wouldn’t know a party if it danced on your face while playing an 8-minute melodic drone loop! But hey, keep doing you, even if that means scaling a mountain of sadness on repeat.

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