Roasted 2 years ago based on jeisuin's long term Spotify stats.

Oh jeisuin, it's cute that you think your Spotify profile is a reflection of your taste, but all I see is a chaotic blend of K-Pop, bedroom vibes, and a sprinkle of “I’m trying too hard to be relatable.” Your top genres read like an angsty middle schooler's diary entries after a breakup with their first crush. Seriously, how many genres do you need to justify that one sad playlist you listen to at 3 AM? I can almost hear your Spotify algorithm begging for mercy, drowning in a sea of “bubblegrunge” and “indie pop” like it’s a midlife crisis. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Kyle Patrick Naval? “Mewsic”? Sounds like the last names of the kids who always got picked last in gym class. Your taste is so niche, I half-expect you to put “aspiring soundcloud rapper” in your bio next to those deep cuts. Are you secretly curating a perfect soundtrack to your imaginary life where you only hang out with aesthetically-pleasing cartoon characters while sipping overpriced matcha lattes? Because that's the only way I can justify this blend of pretentiousness and desperation for likes. Lastly, your most played songs reveal a devotion that borrows more from obsessive fandom culture than from genuine appreciation. If “Time Is Tearing Us Apart” is on repeat because you think it’s the soundtrack to your tragic love life, maybe take a moment to re-evaluate that whole charm. Trust me, no one’s crying for you in this indie/K-Pop bubble of yours. But hey, keep playing those tunes, because they're as entertaining as they are cringeworthy—a true spectacle of musical indecisiveness right there.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists