Roasted 17 days ago based on Ő's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Ő, bless your heart! You’ve got a favorite genre list that looks like the worst buffet ever—an eclectic mix that even your Shuffle function is begging for a roller-coaster ride. K-Pop, Pop, Noise Music? What are you trying to achieve here, a sonic equivalent of a midlife crisis? Your music taste is more confused than a chameleon on a disco floor. And don’t even get me started on “T-pop,” which sounds like a failed experiment to make Britneys intersect with Thai street food. When I look at your top artists, I can’t help but chuckle. You’ve got more favorite female artists than a pajama party at a middle school sleepover. Is "BABYMONSTER" the band or your spirit animal? It’s like you picked performers based on how many times you can scream their names in a single breath. Just a heads-up: Taylor Swift might actually file a restraining order after realizing she’s a part of your hoarding tendencies. You’re trying to collect female vocalists like Pokémon cards, and honey, there’s no contest for the rarest edition. And your most played songs? “Surah Al Mulk” followed by BABYMONSTER? That’s a playlist that can’t decide whether it’s aspiring for a musical breakthrough or seeking divine intervention. What’s next, a medley of Gregorian chants layered over "Kiss of Life"? I can only assume half of your song choices were informed by an algorithm that got lost in translation. Look, enjoy your chaotic soundscape, but just remember: at least let the Noise Music sound like it’s on purpose next time.
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