Roasted 2 years ago based on Aliyah's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Aliyah, let’s take a second to appreciate your Spotify profile! A music enthusiast so confused they’ve somehow become a Walking Spotify Algorithm. Seriously, girl, your favorite genres look like a scribble from a teenager’s diary trying to appear "deep." “German Hip Hop” and “POV: Indie”? Is that like your way of assuring us that you only cry about your life choices in three different languages? I can practically hear your Spotify screaming, “please, variety!” while you just cling to NF like he's the only friend who showed up to your last house party. And what's up with that top artist list? It’s like a mixtape made by an indecisive hipster in a coffee shop. You’ve basically built an entire playlist around “emotional moments during a breakdown.” Listen, NF seems to be the soundtrack of your life, but if he’s your go-to, I’m worried your next “therapy session” is going to involve more than just his lyrics. And ‘BoyWithUke’? Wow, did you lose a bet, or are you just that afraid of actual instrumentation? It's like you stumbled into a world where every clown plays sad songs and you thought, “Yes, this is my vibe!” Most played songs? Oh darling, I get it. You’re trying to tell us that you are remarkably unique and complicated, but really it looks like you took a casual stroll through a mid-2010s emo revival, complete with a side of undiagnosed existential dread. Congrats, Aliyah, you've crafted a playlist that screams “I need a therapist” louder than your actual therapist ever could! Next time, maybe just grab a mix from the "Sad Girl Essentials" playlist and call it a day. At least that way, we’d know your soul-stabbing moodiness had some semblance of organization.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!