Roasted 2 months ago based on enriqueee's long term Spotify stats.
Enriqueee, coming in hot with a Spotify profile that screams "I'm still trying to figure out my personality!" You’ve sprinkled in more genres than an 18-year-old on a quest to find their vibe. Rap and R&B? Classic! Rock and Emo? Sure! But then you accidentally wander off into the confused territories of Art Rock and Nu Metal, like someone shoved a Hot Topic and an Urban Outfitters into a blender. Have you considered finding a genre that actually matches your impulse control or are you just collecting musical identities like Pokémon? Your top artists list reads like a buffet of every trendy soundcloud rapper and mid-2000s nostalgia, but I see a recurring theme: Tyler, The Creator much? At this point, it’s a little concerning. Are you a fan or a *superfan*? Because listening to the same artist 700 times a week for a month makes me suspect you might schedule a Tyler intervention. Sure, Tyler is great, but let’s not pretend your entire playlist isn’t just text messages to your therapist about your dad issues set to a killer beat. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Language” by Paperboy Fabe? Who hurt you and made you cling to this obscure banger like it’s your lifeline? And “BLOW MY LOAD”? If this was an attempt at getting attention, congrats, you’ve succeeded, but let’s hope the other listeners don’t start judging your music taste based on that song title alone. Just remember, Enriqueee, Spotify is a reflection of your soul, and I can’t help but think that yours needs some serious therapy—or at least a hefty dose of actual social interaction.
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