Roasted 2 years ago based on anton.kott98's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Anton, I didn’t realize your Spotify was a shrine to the world’s most mediocre German Hip Hop artists. With a list dominated by “FiNCH” — who sounds like he was created in a lab specifically to ensure that no one takes German rap seriously — you’ve really nailed that "I swear I’m cool but live with my mom" vibe. You’ve got more plays for “Abfahrt” than friends, and I've gotta say, the competition isn’t even close. At this rate, your next playlist should be titled “Songs for Sad Boys Who Haven’t Left Their Small Town Since ’98.” Moving on to your top artists, I can’t help but applaud your dedication to bringing the entire German trap scene down a notch. You've stacked your playlist with so many unique flavors of half-hearted mediocrity that I’m surprised the Spotify algorithm hasn’t sent you a cease-and-desist for crimes against music. Honestly, when "Bad Bunny" is the most recognized name on your list, it’s like saying, “Look! I know someone who speaks English!” Congratulations, you've officially made me regret not saving those Spotify gift cards for an actual good playlist. And let's not even begin to discuss those most played songs. If your playlist had a single brain cell, it would struggle to grasp what it means to be original. “Fick mich Finch” makes me wish for a fast-forward button on your musical journey, because clearly, you and your taste are simply stuck in the 'Abfahrt' bus with no GPS. You could use some assistance, or just a few therapy sessions, but hey, at least you'll always have “WIR SIND IN LIDL” to remind you that your life is a never-ending trip to the discount aisle of hip hop! Keep it up, Anton; you might just invent a whole new genre called ‘Desperation Rap.’
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