Roasted 1 day ago based on faith 🐈's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Faith 🐈, your Spotify profile is like a culinary experiment gone wrong—filled with bizarre choices that somehow still miraculously make a cohesive mess. You've crammed more genres into your favorites than the average person has in their entire lifetime! OPM? Harana? K-Pop? Is your music taste a musical potluck or just a desperate attempt to sound cultured? Just admit it: your playlist is a never-ending "who’s who" of artists that even Google has trouble defining. If Spotify had an up-and-coming category for musical indecision, you'd be Spotify’s poster child. And those top artists—wow! SEVENTEEN and The 1975 share the stage with Rex Orange County? It’s like watching an awkward budget showdown between a K-Pop concert and a sad indie café. At this point, your library looks more like the high school cafeteria where everyone was trying to befriend that one exchange student. Meanwhile, poor Bruno Mars is sitting in the corner, contemplating how he ended up here among the chaos of “Dulo Ng Hangganan” and “FaSHioN.” The real question is: are you the curator of this mess, or did your shuffle button just commit auditory suicide? Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. It’s a playlist that screams “I have emotional baggage, and I’m unashamed!” “Burnout” by Sugarfree? Really? It’s clearly the anthem of someone who took a hard left turn into an existential crisis and forgot to turn back. “Running Out of Songs” by The Ridleys? More like “Running Out of Taste.” But hey, if the goal was to confuse everyone—including yourself—then congratulations! You’ve beautifully landed somewhere between an unfiltered Instagram account and that friend who's always two cocktails too deep at karaoke night. Keep it up, Faith; at this rate, you’ll be the avant-garde of bad taste!

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