Roasted 10 days ago based on Matthew's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Matthew, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for a midlife crisis in a teenager's body. Seriously, "Pop Punk" and "Christian Hip Hop"? It's like your playlist has a personality disorder, struggling to decide whether it wants to scream in rebellion or pray for forgiveness. If music genres were your fashion choices, you'd be rolling around in a closet of plaid shirts, skinny jeans, and a side of religious guilt. You might as well throw a "Why can't we all just get along?" bumper sticker on there too. And then there's your list of top artists—a glorious buffet of confused emotions. You've got the angst of "You Me At Six," the heartache of "Lewis Capaldi," and the over-the-top theatrics of "Céline Dion." You’re like a human emotional support animal for every .gif of sadness on the internet. And why is "MGK" your musical embodiment? Did you get trapped in a high school romance and just never escape? You might want to diversify because listening to one artist this much can’t be healthy. It’s like living on a diet of just canned soup—where’s the flavor, my guy? Your most played songs look like an album of all the times the universe conspired to make you feel like a tortured soul stuck in a social media timeline. "Gut Punch"? More like "Gut Punching Your Friends with Your Music Taste." Seriously, how did you end up playing so much MGK? I'm half-expecting you to list "How to Cry Alone" as a new genre in your favorite playlists. Just remember, Matthew, your Spotify profile is looking like a sad mingle of existential dread and teenage nostalgia—let's see some growth, or at least a cool band that doesn't sound like they’re still in a garage trying to figure things out!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!