Roasted 5 months ago based on lari <3's long term Spotify stats.

Lari <3, your Spotify profile reads like the musical flavor palette of a confused hipster who just stumbled off a time capsule from 1975. I mean, Glam Rock, Classic Rock, and a sprinkle of Chanson Québécoise? It’s like you threw a dart at a board of genres and the board just happened to be the very definition of overcompensation. If you’re trying to appeal to a broad audience, you’ve missed the mark by about as much as someone trying to two-step to a polka band at a wedding. And those top artists? What a collection of musical legends mixed with a couple of head-scratchers! You’ve got David Bowie and Queen—yes, icons of rock—but then you throw in Conan Gray and GIMS like they’re some sort of musical garnish. It’s like saying you’ll have a gourmet dinner and finishing it off with a pack of gummy bears. You couldn’t be any more indecisive if you were trying to choose what toppings to put on your poutine while blindfolded. Don’t even get me started on the Choir of King's College—who hurt you, Lari? You’re trying to have a party and also attend a church service at the same time! And your most-played songs? Come on! You’ve got more Bowie remasters than actual depth in your playlist. Is “Rebel Rebel” on repeat while you sip your double-shot artisanal matcha latte the mood you’re aiming for? Or perhaps “Life on Mars?” is your anthem because you’re trying to escape the cringe? Mix it up, my friend! Life is too short for “Idle Town” when you could be dancing your heart out to something actually current. Overall, your music taste is like a buffet where every dish is a leftover: a nostalgic trip, but it’s also making me a little queasy.

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