Roasted 1 year ago based on edmarts's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at this eclectic mishmash of genres you've got going on, edmarts! Afrobeats, Afropop, Afro-swing—do you ever think about other continents, or do you just assume no one wants to hear you listen to anything that isn’t drenched in Ghanaian sun? It’s like you took the world map and said, “Nope, I’m sticking to the Afro-section. Who needs variety when you can press repeat on the same five words a thousand times?” Your Spotify should come with a disclaimer: “Warning: May spontaneously cause you to break out into an uncoordinated dance that could only be described as 'the white person's version of African rhythms.'” And let’s talk about your top artists. You’re basically one more Laufey track away from legally changing your name to “Laufey’s Biggest Fan.” Seriously, is this a Spotify profile or a shrine? At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if your middle name turned out to be ‘Laufey.’ It’s like you stumbled into the social media version of a self-help group for people who are still trying to ‘find themselves’—and all you discovered was a penchant for bedroom pop and artists with a surprisingly high amount of vowels in their names. You should just change your tagline to, “I’m still figuring it out, but hey, at least it’s all very chill.” However, it’s not just the music, it's the sheer aesthetic of indecision you’ve curated here. “Bedroom Pop” followed by “Japanese VGM”? What is this—an existential crisis set to music? I half-expect your next playlist to be called "Mood Swings" featuring a delightful mix of lullabies and motivational speeches. Honestly, the only thing more confusing than your music taste is trying to explain it to someone. Are you trying to establish yourself as a DJ, or just a professional indecisive human? Either way, kudos for making it through life in a whirlwind of genres and the weirdest song titles—just remember to never read your own Spotify profile out loud in public. Your friends will thank you for it… or maybe not; those cringes might just be worth the laugh!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!