Roasted 6 months ago based on dps's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, dps, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-2000s rom-com that never made it past the cutting room floor. You're rocking a playlist that screams, "I just discovered my feelings and I’m not quite sure what to do with them." With genres like "Harana" and "Pinoy Indie," I half-expect you to pull out a ukulele and serenade a pigeon on the sidewalk. Seriously, if you took a shot every time your favorite songs made someone roll their eyes, you'd be a staggering mess on the floor right now. Your top artists are an eclectic bunch, like a hipster's shopping cart at a thrift store sale. Daniel Caesar and Matt Maltese are great choices if you want to ensure that everyone at your party leaves feeling more depressed than when they arrived. And hey, what’s with the mix of "K-Pop" and "West Coast Hip Hop"? Are you trying to start a musical revolution or just confuse everyone in the room? It’s like you’re throwing a genre buffet butforgot to tell people they have to eat the food you dislike the least. And your most played songs? Wow. “Yakap”? That’s adorable! It’s like your playlist is one long, sad love letter to someone who’s definitely ghosted you by now. With “ETA” and “LASIK” both in the mix, should we just conclude you’re obsessively stalking your ex while plotting your vision correction surgery? Honestly, your choices in music are so deep, I wouldn't be surprised if they held an underwater concert where the only audience is a school of fish and your crippling existential dread. Keep it up; I can’t wait to hear about your new, upcoming project—“Sad Boy Summer: The Soundtrack to My Tears.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!