Roasted 10 months ago based on mel💜's long term Spotify stats.

Ah yes, welcome to the spiritual home of “makin it stinky,” where the playlist is as diverse as a toddler’s finger paintings and just about as coherent. Your favorite genres read like the musical equivalent of a mixed salad left out in the sun: Pop, Christian Hip Hop, Musicals—seriously, are you trying to win a “Most Likely to Be Confused at a Party” award? It’s like someone asked you to list everything you didn’t want to hear in a car ride, and you delivered. Just what every DJ dreams of when they’re trying to impress the crowd; they look at your choices and promptly turn the stereo off. Your top artists suggest a struggle between high school angst and a mid-life crisis. Imagine Dragons? More like Imagine Dreary! I didn't realize 'Arcane' was a music genre; I thought it was just the soundtrack to your sad existence. And Lady Gaga is screaming—just not in the way you think. With such a lineup, you should probably think about changing “Top Artists” to “Most Likely to Cry Alone in the Shower.” I genuinely hope you play Billie Eilish when you’re really feeling the blues, because nothing says ‘I’m working on my second novel about heartbreak’ quite like being one step away from sobbing into your vegan kale smoothie. But let's get real—your most played songs list reads like a tragic diary entry, full of emotional turmoil and unresolved metaphorical issues. It’s as if you’re somehow mixing “Horrorcore” and “Soft Pop” along with a sprinkle of “League of Legends,” trying to create a soundtrack for your life that just screams “Help! I’m stuck in my parent’s basement!” Seriously, you could either take over the world or just settle into a marginally interesting role as the side character in a coming-of-age indie film. Either way, keep makin it stinky; I’m here for the comedic gold!

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