Roasted 1 month ago based on eya's long term Spotify stats.

Eya, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary that thinks it's cooler than it actually is. You’ve managed to blend K-pop with French rap like it’s the ultimate hipster cocktail, served with a side of “please try harder.” It’s like you walked into a music store, pointed at the most pretentious genres, and shouted, “Yes, all of these!” Your taste is as eclectic as a thrift store, where the bargains are questionable, but the vibe is oddly nostalgic. Looking at your top artists, it seems you’ve got a serious case of identity crisis. You’ve got Arctic Monkeys and Oasis holding up the Britpop fort while Stray Kids and aespa are over there, creating a K-pop ruckus. It’s as if Spotify threw a party and forgot to send everyone the same invite. It's a real plot twist watching the Beatles and Lana Del Rey try to figure out how they ended up in the same mix as a bunch of idol poppers and a drill rapper. Someone call the music police — they need to arrest your playlist for crimes against coherence! And don’t even get me started on your "most played songs." I half-expect to find “Bohemian Rhapsody” buried deep down in the list, just so you can say you like 'classic' music while bumping your head to “СВЕТЛАНА!” like you’ve just discovered an underground gem no one else knows about — which, spoiler alert, isn't that cool when it’s the same three Arctic Monkeys' tracks on repeat! At this point, I'm convinced your Spotify algorithm is fed solely by your emotional playlisting habits and your refusal to let go of questionable 2010s nostalgia. Keep trying, Eya! We’re all rooting for you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!