Roasted 10 months ago based on martin's long term Spotify stats.

Gavel, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an angsty teenager's diary—except the teenager is still coming to terms with their hairline and questionable life choices. It's admirable, honestly, that you've found a genre for every stage of your emotional breakdown, but you really need to consider broadening your horizons beyond the sad guitar riffs and "heavy" beats of nu-metal. It’s like drinking a protein shake for every meal—sure, you’re getting the nutrients, but did you forget how good a burger is now and then? Speaking of your favorite artists, did you take a time machine back to 2003? System Of A Down and Slipknot? I get it; you want to relive the glory days when angst was just awkwardness and not a mid-life crisis. And let's not gloss over your top song list: if "Done For Good" is giving you life, does that mean you're also on their payroll? Either that or they owe you big time for the free advertising; it’s almost enough to make me think you'd sponsor a cat food brand next. "Hey, feed your furry friend the 'Done For Good' blend—because if they’re anything like your music taste, they’ll need all the help they can get to avoid a breakdown!" Finally, your taste could really use a little diversification. "Southern Gothic"? Really? You do know that you can listen to something a bit more upbeat or—heaven forbid—contemporary, right? Waiting for the sweet release of joy in your music library must feel like waiting for a bus that never arrives. Let's be honest: “alternative” isn’t just a genre; it’s a lifestyle choice, and yours seems to be refusing to leave the early 2000s. So Gavel, while you're marching to the beat of your self-imposed "nostalgic torture," just remember that there’s a whole world of music out there, and it’s waiting for you to hit "shuffle."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!