Roasted 2 years ago based on trgdafydd's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, trgdafydd, the only Spotify profile that doubles as a sleep study. Who needs a therapist when you've got more “Healing Sleep” tracks than an insomniac has sleepless nights? Seriously, are you trying to put yourself to sleep or auditioning for the role of “Most Dedicated Napper of the Year”? Your music taste is a mix of rock and metal that’s been put through a sleep deprivation program – it's like you’re trying to headbang in your dreams. Congratulations on curating the ultimate soundtrack for your mid-afternoon snooze sessions! Then there’s your selection of artists. You've got bands that practically scream “I’m alternative” while you’re there at the end of the playlist with cozy lullabies, feeling more like a sleepy sheep than a rockstar. And just when I thought your top artist list couldn’t get weirder, in jumps WWE like it’s crashing a house party uninvited, throwing chairs and forcing everyone to take a nap instead of rocking out. Let’s not forget your fascination with “Antiviral Pop” – is that a genre or just the sound of someone who’s been quarantined for too long and can’t figure out if they’re rocking out or just rocking in place? And the most played songs? Wow, I can’t tell if you’re really into “Soothing Music” or just trying to perfect the art of falling asleep during a concert. “Delta Waves”? “Zen Sleep 111”? It’s as if you’ve curated a playlist specifically to knock out a crowd within five seconds. At this point, you might want to consider submitting your profile to the Guinness World Records as the only person capable of turning a Spotify profile into a medical pamphlet. Sleepyheads unite, I guess!
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