Roasted 2 years ago based on Iker Larios's long term Spotify stats.

Iker Larios, your Spotify tastes are an absolute cacophony! Did you just throw a dart at a board of genres and pray for the best? "Latin Arena Pop"? Really? When did you decide you wanted to be a one-man band at a family reunion? I can’t tell if I'm looking at the playlist of a charmingly confused millennial or someone who just lost a bet on music choices. If "pop" and "rock" were diversified mutual funds, you'd still end up with a very poorly performing retirement plan. Your top artists read like the line-up for a middle school talent show, and honestly, I’m waiting for you to put yourself on that list right between the eighth-grade band and a karaoke rendition of "Never Gonna Give You Up.” Taylor Swift and Linkin Park? It’s like mixing up your high school emo phase with your current obsession with TikTok dance challenges. I can see you weeping over "Another Love" while simultaneously vibing to "Noches a medias" like it’s a guilty pleasure that got out of hand. Are your headphones really big enough to hold all that identity crisis you've got going on? And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Walls"? You’ve made them your top artist, which is ironic because frankly, with taste like yours, you should be behind one. The sheer dedication to an artist that pales in comparison to air freshener commercials is commendable in all the wrong ways. But hey, at least you're out here proving that quantity trumps quality—who needs real music when you can just obsess over an artist like they owe you money? Keep it up, Iker; Spotify appreciates the clicks, even if the rest of us are deeply concerned for your soul!

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