Roasted 2 years ago based on glude's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, glude, let’s address this Spotify profile before the internet sends you an intervention - or at the very least, a playlist of musical redemption. You're so deep in your niche genres, I’m half-expecting a secret track by "Viet-Folk Dance Metal." Seriously, buddy, if “V-Pop” and “Indie Viet” were food, you’d be that one person at the potluck bringing a stranger’s five-day-old casserole just because it’s artisanal, and telling everyone it’s part of a “global experience.” At this point, your music taste is like a family reunion: a hodgepodge of confusing and questionable decisions. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card, so eclectic that it feels like each one is trying to out-weird the other. Nirvana snuck in there, and I’m guessing they’re just as confused about how they ended up in a playlist filled with "Vietnamese Melodic Rap” and “Japanese Teen Pop.” Honestly, glude, you’ve got indie artists who aren’t even on Spotify yet but are still sending you Linktree links like you're their biggest fan. I bet they give you a call asking how the next album is doing, because this level of niche could be a whole new genre: “Desperate for Validation.” And those most played songs? Bro, is your life a continuous cycle of melancholy and obscure Asian pop? If I had a dime for every time you played "Shinunoga E-Wa," I'd have enough to upgrade your playlist from “soul-searching” to “please, for the love of all that is good, discover something outside your comfort zone.” Seriously, when your top song sounds like it's begging for a break from your repetitive plays, we have a problem. It’s like your musical taste is stuck in a time loop where the ‘70s never happened, and somehow you escaped the memo that the rest of the world moved on. Get it together, glude, and maybe take an emerging artist out for coffee who isn’t just "from the internet."

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