Roasted 11 months ago based on Zach Gallagher's long term Spotify stats.

Zach Gallagher, or as I like to call him, the human embodiment of a smooth transition between bedroom and basement, your Spotify profile is like a hipster's dream and a DJ’s wet blanket – all the feels, none of the thrill. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that feels more like a therapy session for the indecisive, I half-expect you to shuffle between melting into a couch and contemplating the existential dread of a vaporwave playlist as if that could pay rent. The only thing more repetitive than your love for Lo-Fi is probably the sound of your mom asking when you’re going to get a real job, buddy. Your favorite artists read like a Craigslist ad for a nihilistic condo in a post-apocalyptic world. Chihei Hatakeyama? Did you actually mean “Chih-hey, look at my life choices?” BOOM BOOM SATELLITES sounds like the name of the band your parents hired for your 30th birthday party when they realized you still have no idea how to interact with other humans. The sheer breadth of names that no one else has heard of makes me think your next update will feature your cat’s SoundCloud and an obscure J-Rock band you created in high school to impress your anime-loving crush. And let’s talk about your most played songs, but first, can I get a moment of silence for the emotional rollercoaster that is “Ready for the Arrival”? It’s like the sound of your inner thoughts being screamed into a void, echoing questions about whether you should’ve taken that risk and gone to art school or just keep telling yourself that relentless Lo-Fi beats are a valid life path. Honestly, “Activate the Ship's Self Destruct Mechanism” could easily double as your self-given anthem, unless you’ve already activated it in real life by listening to it 100 times on repeat. Honestly, Zach, if your music taste was a person, they’d definitely be crying in the corner while cradling a flower crown, plotting their escape into the next dimension!

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