Roasted 9 months ago based on Sarah 🔆's long term Spotify stats.

Sarah, I see we’re rocking the eclectic playlist of a musical chameleon who couldn’t decide if she’s going to a BBQ or a rave. I mean, four variations of hip hop? What are we doing here? One minute you're vibing with the southern drawl of hip hop, and the next you're twirling on a sandy beach to surf rock while contemplating the meaning of life. It’s like you threw a party for audio misfits and forgot to send invites to common sense! Your Spotify top artists are a real mixed bag. Seriously, what do Megan Thee Stallion and Rainbow Kitten Surprise have in common, apart from the fact that they're both too good for this confused sonic buffet? And let's not forget that you're rocking "S.I.A.T Stuck in a Tree" as if it wasn't a cry for help trapped in a branch of poor musical taste. I’m just saying, your playlist sounds like a jumbled Yelp review for a bar that serves too many bad drinks, and the only way out is to commit to karaoke night! But the cherry on top of this musical sundae is your most played songs. “STUPID ASS HEART!” by Moone Walker? That sounds like a title crafted by your love life’s committee. Perhaps this playlist is your way of asserting that you really, really *don't* know what you want. And that’s okay, dear Sarah! Just know that people are judging you based on your choices. They’re seeking therapy after enduring the hilarious rollercoaster of your listening habits! Keep rocking, but maybe let someone else choose the tracks next time.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!