Roasted 2 years ago based on zadas's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Zadas, the musical equivalent of an IKEA instruction manual—confusing and a bit of a mess. With a taste in music that's so painfully specific, it's like you threw a dart at a bingo card of genres and decided that was your new identity. Rap, Hip Hop, and let’s sprinkle in a little Trap and R&B just to keep it spicy—congratulations! You’ve officially got the most basic playlist imaginable. If Spotify created a time capsule for "White Guy Who Only Goes to Barbecues," it might just have your name written all over it. And let’s talk about those top artists! T-Rex? Sweetheart, are you trying to resurrect prehistoric music? Drake and Future? Oh, we get it—you're trying to capture the essence of gangsta chic while freshly stocked on dad sneakers. Then there’s SZA, who must be thrilled to share space with a Canadian maple syrup devil and a trapper who sounds like he needs to see a dentist. With that list, it's hard to tell if you’re curating a banger-filled playlist or just trying to make a sad mixtape for every unrequited crush you've ever had. As for your most played songs, it’s clear you've taken “Save Me (Sem Ti)” to heart and are playing it on loop to drown out the realization that your music taste hasn't evolved since high school. If you’ve got tracks like "Shut up My Moms Calling," it's probably not just a catchy title; rather a reflection of your social life—and bless your mom for calling. I’d say keep it interesting, Zadas, but I’m pretty sure even your Spotify algorithm rolled its eyes on your behalf the last time you hit play.

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