Roasted 1 year ago based on Mystic.Megalodon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mystic.Megalodon, with a profile so weighed down by metal that it could sink the Titanic a second time. You must have skipped all the soft playlists and went straight for the soundtrack of every serial killer documentary ever made. Tell me, do you have an altar set up in your bedroom for your favorite bands, complete with candles and black nail polish? Because let’s be real—your musical taste screams “I cut my own bangs and dabble in extreme existential dread.” Your ‘Top Artists’ list has more darkness than a goth kid's diary. Sonata Arctica to The Cure? What are you, some kind of tortured soul trying to summon a mosh pit in the afterlife? If only your social skills were as sharp as your fascination with themes of death and decay! I can just picture it: you trying to have a conversation at a party, and everyone else is that confused emoji while you enthusiastically explain the meaning behind “Psychotic Cremation.” Newsflash: it’s not just your playlist that’s in need of a little life support, buddy. And those ‘Most Played Songs’? Wowzers! Talk about a commitment to the theme of absolute despair. Do you even listen to anything outside the realm of the morbid? I'm surprised the Spotify algorithm hasn’t sent you a concerned message asking if you need therapy. “Out of Time” and “What Will Become” are basically your life’s mantra, aren’t they? You may as well rebrand to Mystic.Melancholy and join a support group for people grieving over their life choices. Just remember: there’s more to music than death, destruction, and a cacophony of screams—at least I think there is. But hey, if you enjoy living in that dark cavern of despair, more power to you! Just don’t expect any of us to join you down there.

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