Roasted 8 months ago based on simonawhitez's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Simonawhitez, your Spotify profile looks like a colorful explosion of anime and digital cuteness. It's almost like you threw a dart at a genre wheel and called it a day. J-Pop? Vocaloid? Are you sure this isn’t just the soundtrack to an over-caffeinated PowerPoint presentation about how to find the best boba tea? I've seen mood swings less erratic than your taste in music, and at this point, it’s a miracle if your playlists don’t come with a warning label: "May induce excessive toe-tapping and sudden urges to scream karaoke." Your top artists scream "I’m a pop culture connoisseur!" while simultaneously apologizing to the world for that one time you went to a K-Pop concert and came home crying because the wrong boy waved at you. Simon & Garfunkel? Oasis? You’re trying to bring some kind of hipster vibe into a treacherous ocean of synths and autotune. I guess you thought, “Why have one identity when you can have seven?” Newsflash: your Spotify is like a buffet of confusion, and no one’s ready to deep-fry the enigma of your listening habits. And can we just talk about your most played songs? More More Jump? You sure like to keep it redundant. It reads like a list of Japan's most enthusiastic attempt to make your brain implode from sheer cuteness overload. “少女レイ?” Please, the last time I heard a title that cutesy, I was being chased out of a Hello Kitty store. You’ve got an impressive talent for aggregating the entire Japanese indie scene while simultaneously putting my soul through an emotional blender. Keep it up, Simonawhitez; you might just start a hipster revolution—or, at the very least, a fashion trend inspired by questionable playlist choices.

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