Roasted 8 months ago based on Gerrit M's long term Spotify stats.

Gerrit M, the proud curator of the Spotify profile that screams "I've been to a music festival and all I got was this lousy playlist." Your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's attempt to impress their crush—hip hop, funk rock, and indie soul? I can practically hear the cringy attempts to impress hipster girls at brunch. And “German Indie?” Really? Were you trying to spice things up, or did you just want an excuse to show off your limited high school German? Your top artists are the epitome of trying too hard to be unique. “Almost Monday”? More like “almost interesting.” With a top ten that reads like a list of lesser-known Spotify algorithms, it’s clear that when it comes to music choices, you’re playing mad scientist with a B-list lineup. I’m not saying your taste is questionable, but I'm pretty sure you could make a compelling case for an intervention. What happened to the good ole days of mainstream pop? Did you promise some obscure band your soul in exchange for a good playlist? And your most played songs? My God, Gerrit, if I hear “Stay // Honestly” one more time, I might just lose my mind. How many times do you need to be reminded of your crush’s excellent taste in music? It’s like your playlist is a cry for help from someone who obsessively checks their phone for notifications from exes. You’ve officially reached the point where you might consider reliving past relationships instead of finding new music. Just remember, it’s totally okay to enjoy a little basic—let the world know you’ve put down the artisanal coffee and picked up some mainstream jams!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!