Roasted 2 years ago based on wynter's long term Spotify stats.

Wynter, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated by a high school goth who thinks they’ve discovered the meaning of life through a distortion pedal. “Cloud Rap?” Really? If I wanted to listen to a bunch of muffled voices while I contemplate my existence, I’d just have a conversation with my Wi-Fi router when it’s acting up. Between "Dark Trap" and "Glitchcore," I can’t tell if you’re making music choices or just hitting random buttons on a glitchy game from the early 2000s. Your top artists read like a who’s who of who cares—and you’ve got "Drain" in your favorite genres like it’s the new wave of sound everyone’s supposed to be on board with. Newsflash: The only thing draining is my will to live after hearing that playlist. I’d offer you a lifeline, but I’m afraid it would just become another “phonk” in your unholy musical experiment. Seriously, do you even listen to anything made after 2010, or are you just stuck in an endless loop of online obscurity? And let's talk about your most played songs. "Bloodveil / Stillborn" and "RampartRange"? With titles like that, it's clear you're on a one-way journey to Sad Song City, and the only ticket you can afford is the "I Need Therapy" pass. Could you please crank some daylight into that playlist? One day the sun will rise again, and if you keep listening to this dreck, it might just evaporate out of desperation. Either way, you keep it real, Wynter—real weird!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists