Roasted 9 months ago based on December & cry's long term Spotify stats.

December & cry? More like December & weep uncontrollably into your pillow while indulging in a meltdown over your oddly specific Spotify playlist! I mean, let's take a moment to appreciate that you have more Indonesian genres on your list than friends in real life. Honestly, your music taste is like a takeout menu from a restaurant that only serves lukewarm leftovers, with a sprinkle of "I’m feeling deeply misunderstood and slightly different." Do you have a playlist titled "Cry Because It's December Again?" Because girl, that would be an instant classic. Your top artists read like the soundtrack of a high school heartbreak movie that nobody wanted to see. Are you trying to reclaim your teenage angst, or are you just too emotionally attached to Ariana Grande to let go? I can already picture you sitting in the dark, serenading your collection of houseplants to "Breakeven" by The Script, convincing them you’ve faced the world’s greatest tragedies without ever actually stepping outside. Spoiler alert: sheltered and sad just doesn’t make for a very thrilling plot twist! And those most played songs? Wow, just wow. You’ve got a collection that screams “I swear I’m not crying in my room every night—my soul is just *gently weeping*!” Especially that track “if u could see me crying in my room”—the title alone is enough to generate sympathy from your neighbors who’ve probably reported you for excessive sobbing at this point. Honey, maybe it’s time to mix in a little “happy” in there, or are you just committed to this emotional rollercoaster that never stops at the pleasant station? Your playlist is a masterclass in melodrama, and frankly, I’m just here for the comedic relief.

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