Roasted 2 years ago based on Luiza Alcântara's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Luiza Alcântara, you adorable mix-up of a human being. Your Spotify profile reads like an emotional laundry list of every heartbreak you've ever pretended to care about. Seriously, your favorite genres look like the soundtrack to a high school junior's angst. How's that field of "Alt Z" working out for you? That’s just a fancy way of saying “I listen to music that screams ‘I’m too cool for Taylor Swift’ while tap dancing to her every beat.” And let’s talk about your top artists—did you take a sip from a vinyl-shattering bottle of glitter and emotional insecurity? Taylor Swift, Halsey, and Paramore? Honey, that’s a trifecta of teenage tears that an entire generation grew out of! If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re one breakup away from starting a PowerPoint presentation titled “Why My Ex Was the Worst” with a stunning soundtrack of “Ego” on repeat. Do you ever listen to that side of the playlist you’ve conveniently ignored, called “actual happiness”? I see you’re out here acting like a connoisseur of modern angst while simultaneously playing "Candy Pop" like it’s going out of style. Your most played songs should come with a disclaimer: “Proceed with caution; excessive exposure may result in uncontrollable eye-rolling and sudden urges to post poetry on Instagram.” The scoreboard says Taylor Swift has more plays than your social life—congratulations on being the reason she has enough material for her next album! If overthinking could be an art form, you'd have a gallery solo by now.

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