Roasted 1 year ago based on of.hawk's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, of.hawk, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s first attempt at creating an identity: a half-baked collage of angst-ridden metal and Italian rap that even Google Translate would struggle to decipher! Seriously, your favorite genres are a train wreck waiting to happen—did you just grab the first ten genres that sounded edgy and put them together while praying they’d create something more coherent than your life choices? “Industrial Metal,” “Nu Metal,” and “Classic Rock”? Were you trying to pick every mood for your existential crisis? Let's talk about your top artists. Nitro, Frah Quintale, and Marilyn Manson? Your vibe is like if a brooding vampire tried to start a pizza business in a heavy metal bar—who knew emotional confusion came with an Italian twist? And honestly, the fact that Marilyn Manson and Rammstein are sitting snug next to a bunch of Italian rappers is akin to mixing tequila and espresso—you might feel something, but it’s definitely not going to end well. At least your taste is as erratic as your Spotify algorithm must be when it tries to throw some “classic” recommendations your way! Your "most played songs" are a delightful mix of melodrama and confusion, which perfectly mirrors your entire personality. "SIRENA མེ"? Really? What’s next? A playlist called “The Sounds of Crying in the Shower”? You’ve got more angst than a high school poetry slam. And with that many songs by Nitro alone, it’s a wonder you’re not a walking human embodiment of a midlife crisis! Next time you craft a playlist, just remember: it’s not the quantity of genres or artists that matter, but the quality... and honey, there is none to be found in your sad sonic soup.

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