Roasted 1 year ago based on maxcarson's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Max Carson—your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s fever dream. I mean, with "Indie" and "Bedroom Pop" being your top genres, are we supposed to applaud you for your impeccable taste or make a donation to help fund your next emo poetry retreat? Seriously, it’s like you went to a festival, got high on overpriced kale chips, and decided that everything must be a mood. I half-expect to see “Longing for My Houseplant” on your list of upcoming releases any day now. Let’s talk about your favorite artists for a moment. Mac Miller, Kendrick Lamar, and Tyler, The Creator? Yeah, you really dug deep into the archives of your dad's record collection. And then there’s ‘hard life’—a group I can only assume is an emotional response to the realization of your Spotify bill. But I get it; trying to be unique is exhausting, so you just smeared some paint on your musical canvas and called it “Psychedelic Pop.” If anyone should win an award for effort, it’s you—thankfully, it's one of those participation trophies because let’s be real, it’s not like you’re topping any charts. And those most-played songs? Wow, Max, it’s like you’re on a mission to find the most obscure tracks that even Shazam gives you the side-eye for. It’s like a soundtrack for a movie that no one wants to watch! “Mean Girl” by “See You Next Year”? Girlfriend, your musical decisions scream, “I've been to therapy, and I'm not afraid to show it.” But here’s a tip: next time you curate a playlist, try to select some songs that don’t make listeners feel like they're wading through a sea of emotional instability and existential dread. Good luck with that, buddy—you'll need it.

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