Roasted 2 years ago based on Katie Leigh Bee's long term Spotify stats.

Katie Leigh Bee, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads like a hipster bingo card, you might as well be the poster child for a midlife crisis in your early 20s. Your genre list is like someone dropped a mixtape of angst into a thrift store—the only thing missing is a “Songs for Pretending to Be Deep at 3 AM” playlist. Seriously, "Bubblegrunge"? The only thing more confused than your taste in music is the poor soul who tries to explain that to their therapist. Your top artists list is a collection of individuals who would probably file a restraining order against you if they knew how often you played their songs. Charli XCX might throw a fit if she learns she’s competing with a band called "Brutalligators" for your attention. And let’s not gloss over your most played—“Coffee & Codeine”? Is that a song or your daily routine? We get it, you’re unique. Every choice feels carefully curated to ensure that the algorithm gives you a gold star for “most tragic teenage phase,” even if you’re well past your teenage years. But hey, at least you can take solace in the fact that your Spotify profile reflects your personality: trying way too hard to be an enigma wrapped in a riddle, performing daily gymnastics to convince people you’re not just a walking cliché. So keep jamming to those hyperpop beats and bubblegum angst, Katie. Just remember, the only thing more inflated than your taste in music is the number of eye rolls you inspire whenever you share your latest Spotify discovery at a party—because nothing says "I need attention" quite like a good old-fashioned emo singalong that only you and your 12 closest friends enjoy.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!