Roasted 7 months ago based on Josh lute's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Josh Lute. You call yourself a music lover, but your profile reads like a church picnic playlist gone rogue. Did you lose a bet with your youth pastor, or do you just love getting your Jesus fix while being as indie as a free-range chicken? Nine out of your top ten genres scream more "Hallelujah" than "party," and the one that doesn't is probably asking for forgiveness. At this point, you might as well change your Spotify name to “Sanctified Soul” or “Captain Christian.” Let’s talk about those top artists. Congratulations on having more worship leaders in your playlist than actual friends! I see Bethel Music made the cut—quite the ‘get-out-of-jail-free card’ for when you want to pretend to be cool on the surface while singing “This Is How I Fight My Battles” in the shower. And those indie rock picks? They’re as industry-standard as your basic white guy haircut. At least you’ve ventured outside of the Christian bubble for alt-J and Glass Animals; I’m just impressed you didn’t consider them “too secular” for your holy ears. And then there are your most played songs, where I can’t decide if you’re curating tunes for Sunday brunch or getting ready for a hipster corporate retreat. “Taro” and “Mystery Lady” are great choices for sipping organic fair-trade lattes while contemplating the meaning of life—but not as great for turning up the heat at a party. I’d bet a dollar that whenever you hit play on a track, someone accidentally walks out of the room thinking they were being transported to a reluctant coffee shop. So keep living your best life, Josh, just remember that there's more to the world than Christian folk music!

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