Roasted 2 years ago based on Tomáš Kocourek's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Tomáš Kocourek, let's get into it. Your playlist is like a Tinder profile for someone who's indecisively swiping between their mid-life crisis and high school nostalgia. Pop, Rock, Metalcore—your taste is as confused as a dog at a cat convention. I mean, "Permanent Wave"? You’re not into genres; you’re just here to collect them like Pokémon cards, trying to catch them all but somehow only ending up with the worst ones. It’s like you threw a dart at a wall of genre names and called it a day. As for your top artists, it's like you rang up a radio from 2005 and took their entire playlist ten years into the future but forgot to upgrade your taste. Bob Moses and Nickelback in the same breath? It’s as if you want to smash your face against a wall while simultaneously dancing at a bar mitzvah. And I can't even begin to explain your obsession with ‘Theory of a Deadman’—did you lose a bet or are you just punishing your ears? You've really got that "I peaked in high school" vibe down to a science. And dude, the most played song is "Tidal Wave" by Nickelback? You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror, preferably one that reflects better life choices. You're using music like a toddler uses crayons—scribbling wildly without a clue about what a masterpiece looks like. If your Spotify wrapped had a theme song, it would be called "Desperate Attempts at Coolness." Honestly, Tomáš, if your music taste were a person, it’d definitely be that friend who keeps trying to convince you that wearing socks with sandals is a good idea. Keep it up, and you might just become the poster child for "how not to curate a playlist."

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