Roasted 1 year ago based on Zane's long term Spotify stats.

Congratulations on crafting the most confusing Spotify profile since the dawn of streaming! Seriously, it looks like you swiped right on all the genres in the music Tinder of life. Do you have a playlist titled "Why Do I Exist?" because between K-Pop, Country, and Dubstep, it's like you're trying to create the world's worst musical smoothie. I half-expect your next favorite genre to be "Tuba Polka" just to keep us on our toes. And let's not even get started on your top artists. The Jonas Brothers must be wondering if you have them on speed dial or if you're just their loyal subject in this bizarre musical kingdom where ‘Biebs’ reigns supreme, BTS is worshipped, and somehow, 5 Seconds of Summer get all the love in a land of questionable taste. I mean, with your mix of boy bands and random genres, it's clear you’re the kind of person who sings along to the ‘cool’ part in the bathroom mirror while wearing a bedazzled cowboy hat. Your most played songs are practically a love letter to mediocrity—it's like you took a time machine back to 2008, crashed it into a county fair, and had a great time doing the Macarena with your Spotify account. Is it too late to tell you that “burnin’ up” is not just a catchy Jonas Brothers song, but also a sign of your questionable choices? With a history like this, it’s no wonder you gravitate toward songs about ships and rainbows; it must be your undiscovered pirate past—because the only treasure here is the sheer awkwardness of your listening habits!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!