Roasted 1 year ago based on Alejandro's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Suneater, the sole beacon of '90s nostalgia in a world that has long moved on. Your Spotify profile reads like a high school yearbook dedicated to the angsty teens of yesteryear, all while you somehow manage to not age a day since then. With an obsession for more rock genres than even the most pretentious hipster could claim, it seems the only thing you rock harder than your favorite bands is your inability to let every other genre exist in peace. “Madchester”?? Really? Do you have that tattooed on your lower back too? Your Top 10 artists scream “I still wear eyeliner and I’m cool with that,” and honestly, the only thing more predictable than your love for "Everlong" is the fact that I can almost guarantee you’ve said “music today isn’t what it used to be” at least 200 times. You might want to consider broadening your horizons, buddy. Listening to Radiohead doesn’t count as being “cultured” when you also have "My Chemical Romance" on repeat. Unless your goal is to prepare for a career as a middle-aged dad reliving his glory days, in which case, job well done! And let’s talk about those most played songs. With an entire lineup filled with "remastered" tracks, it appears you're just waiting for the inevitable decline into total nostalgia. What's next? A Spotify playlist titled "My Teenage Heartbreaks: The Soundtrack of Regrets"? You’ve practically curated an audio booklet of sadness, which is delightful in a tragic sort of way. I'm not saying your taste is bad, but if music were a currency, you'd be that one friend always borrowing quarters for the jukebox because you can’t afford anything new.

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