Roasted 2 years ago based on Alex's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Alex, scroll down your Spotify profile and it reads like the playlist of a person who's experiencing a perpetual identity crisis. Seriously, your favorite genres are a smorgasbord of mood swings — one minute you’re wallowing in Dark Trap, the next you’re humming along to hyperpop because nothing screams “I’m emotionally stable” quite like switching from existential dread to bubblegum beats about rainbows and unicorns. If your taste in music was a personality trait, it would definitely be "disappointingly versatile." And let’s chat about those top artists, shall we? It's like you gathered a group of sad clowns and decided they were the voice of your inner turmoil. "$uicideboy$" might be the biggest red flag of all; did you think they were called that because they’re handing out happy vibes? I can’t help but feel you’re one very real-life sob story away from composing a sad ballad about your tattered mental health. And oh, your playlist has more twists and turns than a soap opera — is there a single song on there that doesn’t sound like it was made in a basement by someone who’s been up all night binge-watching existential crisis TikToks? But hey, it would be outright cruel not to give credit where it’s due. Your most played songs suggest that you’re on a never-ending quest to prove just how “alternative” and “deep” you are, trying to make “the fishes swim above me” sound like the intellectual epiphany of the century. I’d recommend spending a little time on a music festival field with music that isn't trapped in a loop of sarcasm and self-loathing. Because right now, your Spotify is like a buffet for people who can’t decide if they want to dive into despair or just dabble in existential confusion — and spoiler alert: you can have both, but you don't have to make others listen to it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!