Roasted 6 months ago based on aihh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s aihh, the embodiment of musical indecision! Your Spotify profile is like a confused teenager rummaging through their parents’ vinyl collection: you can’t quite pick a lane if your life depended on it. You've got melodic rap and progressive metal on the same list like it’s a buffet where everything is too spicy for your bland taste. I mean, who hurt you? Was it Joji? Because it sure sounds like you’re trying to drown all your feelings in a sea of genres that don't even get along at a cocktail party. Your top artists read like a bad Tinder bio. A mix of sad boi anthems and bedroom pop tunes suggests that your love life is somewhere between "please text me back" and "I just need to find my vibe," which is basically code for "forever single." Seriously, how many existential crises does one person need to listen to Mitski before accepting they’re not going to serenade someone back with a warm hug? And twenty-one pilots? More like twenty-one red flags, buddy! If your playlist were a relationship, it’d definitely be "It’s not you, it’s me—and also Tuesday." And those most played songs? They’re a real masterpiece of a meltdown, like a Spotify mood ring that always reads “sad and confused.” “Oyaa” by Pest? If you're trying to impress people with your eclectic taste, I hate to break it to you, but that’s just not the flex you think it is. You’ve got a melody that’ll rival any soap opera for drama, but where’s the groove? At this point, your music taste deserves its own therapist. But hey, at least you’ve got plenty of sad tunes to get you through that emotional struggle!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!