Roasted 7 months ago based on plsnothankyoubye's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look everyone, it’s plsnothankyoubye, a walking musical buffet of genres that even a hipster in a thrift store would roll their eyes at! You name it, this profile has it – from “K-Pop” that could make your entire neighborhood's parents throw a dance party to “Dark Ambient,” which sounds like a depressed computer trying to hug itself! Seriously, buddy, your taste in music reads like a college course in ‘How to Be Confused About Your Identity.’ You could have titled your profile “All the Genres I Can Pretend to be Deep With”! Let’s take a peek at your top artists: SEVENTEEN, BTS, Cavetown, and oh, “Cafe Music BGM channel”? Gun to my head, I couldn’t tell if you’re going for a world tour or if you just gave up mid-walk to enjoy the ambiance at your local Starbucks. And what’s with the combination of “Jazz” and “K-Rap”? I’m half-expecting your playlist to drop on Spotify and trigger the world’s first musical existential crisis. Who needs a personality when a medley of ear candy could serve as your entire character arc instead? Most played songs include “her” by JVKE and “I Know The End” by Phoebe Bridgers – a perfect metaphor for your zero-to-60 musical journey; a mix of heart-wrenching love songs followed by an unhealthy obsession with boy bands that could make a toddler roll their eyes and exclaim, “Get a real job!” Look, I applaud your commitment to loving music that screams "I'm hurt but also vibing in my basement," but remember: no amount of emotional depth can hide the fact that your playlists look like the soundtrack to a rom-com directed by someone who's never been in a relationship.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!