Roasted 8 months ago based on Dominic's long term Spotify stats.

Dominic, I see you've curated a playlist that screams “I have too much time on my hands and not enough good taste.” Did you settle on your top genres during a particularly chaotic episode of “How to Make Your Music Taste Sound as Inexplicable as Possible”? "UK Drill"? "Emo Rap"? I can practically hear your Spotify account sobbing in agony, trying to figure out if it wants to vibe with some underground energy or just wallow in melodramatic despair. It’s like your music library is in an identity crisis, flipping between "hard as nails" and "crying in the corner over a breakup" faster than you can swipe right. And those artists! What a roster! I didn’t realize your goal was to hunt down the most obscure musicians on the planet; you could make even Spotify’s algorithm roll its eyes in disbelief. I mean, mention "Kizo" and "Tymek" in casual conversation, and you'll have everyone questioning your life choices, wondering if you're either a hip-hop connoisseur or just a guy who never left the basement and is trying to sound super underground. Honestly, you might as well slap a sticker on your forehead that reads “I'm a pioneer of bad taste!” Let's discuss those most played songs for a second. "Sudoku" by "Fonos"? Really? A whole track dedicated to a number puzzle? Are you jamming while calculating the square root of your poor life decisions? And “Jak Zostałem Gangsterem” isn’t even in English—what, did you decide to pick the most difficult route to impress absolutely no one? At this point, I think your playlist is just a cry for help, and I'm laughing so hard I can barely catch my breath. Here’s a tip: the next time you’re curating a playlist, try not to sound like you’re pulling an all-nighter trying to win a rap battle against your own questionable life choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!