Roasted 6 months ago based on Ebs's long term Spotify stats.

Ebs, with your Spotify profile, I can't tell if you're trying to start a punk band or just dive deep into the puddle of sadness that is your emotional state. Emo, metalcore, horrorcore—congratulations, you’ve successfully curated a soundtrack for every mid-life crisis imaginable. Are you planning a career in emotional unraveling, or are you just one breakup away from writing your own tragic ballad? Because judging by your music taste, it sounds like you’ve been taking notes for months. Your top artists read like a support group for folks who can’t figure out if they want to cry or punch something. $uicideboy$ and Playboi Carti came to the party, but I'm pretty sure they left as soon as they heard your sad little heart beating. No wonder you have “Now and at the Hour of Our Death” on repeat—if your playlist were a picture, it’d be a black-and-white photo of you staring out a rain-soaked window, judging everyone for having a good time. And let’s talk about your most played songs—half of them sound like you attempting to summon the spirits of artists who were already struggling before they met you as a fan. "BË QUIET"? More like, “Please Make Ebs Go Silent.” Your taste in music may be diverse, but congrats on officially becoming the human version of a 'problematic fave'—an enigma wrapped in an exaggerated frown, leaking angst wherever you go. Keep on banging your head and crying softly in the corner; the world needs that kind of theatrics.

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