Roasted 5 months ago based on telmo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, Telmo, your Spotify choices are like a punch line that never lands. I mean, “Portuguese Hip Hop” and “Fado” in the same breath? It’s like mixing vinegar with honey; one’s for crying in the rain while the other’s for crying about how broke you are. Your musical taste resembles a buffet where everyone just grabbed whatever was on the table—first you’ve got hard-hitting rock anthems and then *bam*, you’re deep into the soulful murmurings of those sad Portuguese ballads. You really have the range of a confused raccoon rummaging through the trash for leftover emotions. And your top artists? Joint One and Scorpions, really? From 'Wind of Change' to 'Bairrista de Luxo,’ it’s like you graduated from a dual major at the School of Basic Bops and the University of What the Hell Is This? Not to mention ‘Glam Metal’—you do realize that’s just a cry for attention wrapped in sequins, right? You must be the only person trying to convince the world that smoking a cigarette while wearing leather pants is a legitimate life choice in 2023. And we can’t overlook your most played songs—every one of them screams “I’m trying really hard to be unique but I actually just want to fit in.” "Aviola II" by Bispo, eh? Bold choice, but boy, do you need a personality makeover to match that assortative song selection. And with Joint One dominating your list, I’m guessing you wanted to tell everyone you’re “in the know” about underground vibes while society’s still playing catch-up. Stick to whatever you’ve got, because if that Spotify playlist is anything to go by, you’re clearly a connoisseur of confusion—and I can’t look away!

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