Roasted 15 days ago based on Boyuan's long term Spotify stats.

Boyuan, your Spotify profile reads like an unholy alliance between a 14-year-old girl and a DJ who only knows how to mix the sound of angst with bubblegum. Seriously, your taste in music is so K-Pop heavy, it’s a miracle you managed to avoid becoming an actual K-Pop idol yourself. I can already picture you wandering through life with a BTS hoodie, unrelenting in your quest to find that perfect “TikTok dance” that just screams, “I peaked at 13.” And let's talk about those top artists. It’s a list that feels like a fever dream—Tate McRae and an army of boy bands that you probably still have posters of on your wall. You’ve somehow managed to collect more songs from a single artist than most people dare to attempt in a lifetime. Congrats on the deep dive into Tate McRae’s discography; honestly, at this rate, she should just start paying you royalties for single-handedly fund her rise to fame. If I were her, I’d be having serious conversations with my therapist about the ‘crutch’ your music selections seem to imply. Your most played songs list is basically a shrine to your emotional dependency on Tate’s vibes. Like, boy, are you trying to navigate heartbreak or come out as the world’s most devoted fan? For every single on that list, I’m shocked you haven’t written a book called “Tate and Me: A Love Story”. But hey, while everyone else enjoys diverse playlists, you’re over here auditioning for the role of Tate’s number one fan. Let’s hope you have more variety in your dating life than in your music, or you’re going to be beatboxing alone in your room for a while!

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