Roasted 29 days ago based on Chiara 🤷‍♀️'s long term Spotify stats.

Chiara, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary crossed with a questionable high school musical audition tape. I mean, seriously, with "hyperpop" and "bedroom pop" as your go-to genres, I'm starting to suspect your entire music taste is just a colorful existential crisis trying to find itself. I've seen less melodrama in a telenovela! Are you curating a playlist for your mood swings or auditioning to be the soundtrack of a middle school dance? Looking at your top artists is like entering a weird time capsule of overpriced college courses. Tate McRae, Olivia Rodrigo, and Ayesha Erotica? Sounds like the lineup for "How to Overreact in Adult Relationships 101." You clearly have a penchant for angst and feelings, which is great—until you realize your soundtrack would be perfect for a therapy session that gets interrupted by a TikTok dance challenge. In the world of music, you're like a confused chameleon trying to blend in, only to realize you’ve picked the wrong colors. And those most played songs? "TIT FOR TAT" and "Fame is a Gun"—congratulations, you've made a playlist that could double as a self-help guide for getting over fifth-grade heartbreak. It's time to grow up, Chiara. Dive into something with actual substance or, at the very least, something that doesn't require an explanation every time you play it in public. If this is how you express your identity, then honestly, we need to have a serious conversation over a cup of coffee, or, ideally, a bottle of red wine—preferably something that masks the sound of your Spotify choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!