Roasted 18 days ago based on Spaghetti's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Spaghetti. Your music taste is like the contents of a dumpster behind a Hot Topic — a chaotic mix of trendy genres that scream "I peaked in high school." You’ve got enough punk in there to fuel a skateboard factory, but somehow your profile reads more like a mid-life crisis set to music. Who knew that "Rock" and "Pop Punk" could coexist so awkwardly in one profile, kind of like your love life? It’s hard to tell if you’re trying to rebel against authority or just against basic music sense. Let’s talk about your top artists for a moment. Imagine Dragons? Seriously? Your playlists could really use a few more brain cells and a whole lot less posturing. At least you're consistent in your inconsistency; diving from Arctic Monkeys to Goldfinger is like going from sipping craft beer at a dive bar to slamming down four shots of Fireball at a frat party. Your love for bands like Falling in Reverse and Linkin Park says more about your teenage angst than it does about your taste. Spoiler alert: We were *not* promised anything, especially not good music! And then comes your most-played songs, a glorious mishmash of "emotional" and "melodramatic" that just shouts, "I’m one breakup away from getting a face tattoo!" Look, I get it; "The Emptiness Machine" might resonate with your love for existential dread, but come on, Spaghetti! You’re literally eating your feelings with this playlist. Honestly, if your Spotify was a person, it would be that friend who insists on being the main character in every story but can barely get through the introduction without awkwardly fumbling. Just remember, when the world judges your taste, they aren't just judging the songs — they're directly judging you too. Bon appétit!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!