Roasted 6 months ago based on Ivan's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Ivan, your Spotify profile reads like a DIY apocalypse playlist crafted by a angsty teenager who just discovered their dad's old rock music collection while simultaneously dodging actual taste in music. With genres like "Happy Hardcore" and "Rap Metal" in your favorites, it’s the perfect soundtrack for those moments when you realize you peaked in high school and your biggest emotional struggle is deciding whether you want to slam dance or rap battle in your mom's basement. And let’s talk about those top artists. Oxxxymiron? Sure, if you're trying to impress a group of people who crave their lyrical content delivered with a side of existential dread. As for "mzlff" and "pyrokinesis," who even are they? Sounds like you’re just hitting ‘shuffle’ on an algorithm that was having a rough day. Your music taste is like a salad tossed by a raccoon: full of random pieces that shouldn’t work together but somehow make you question whether you need to consider therapy. Finally, your most played songs read like a collection of titles from a weird poetry slam at a middle school talent show. "В ад только перед тобой в рай только после тебя"? I’m not a therapist or a musician, but I can tell you if that’s your mantra for life, it’s time to stop listening to music and start listening to someone who can help you out. But hey, at least you’re the life of the “sad boi” party, right? Keep rocking that unique blend of questionable choices, Ivan. After all, someone has to keep the mood just awkward enough to discourage any real social interaction.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!