Roasted 2 years ago based on s☼leil !!'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s s☼leil, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things melancholy and "lo-fi." Your Spotify profile is like the last couple of pages of a pubescent journal—full of sad song titles and a desperate need for validation. I mean, who knew that "Permanent Wave" was a genre and that "slacker rock" sounded like it was invented to excuse the existential crisis you’re having while lounging on your couch in sweatpants? At least your playlist matches your vibe: aimless, confused, and desperately clinging to the remnants of high school heartbreak. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card—if those hipsters had just come off a four-day bender of vegan choices and thrift shopping, of course. Seriously, with a lineup that includes the likes of Mac DeMarco and Radiohead, your taste in music is like a hipster’s fever dream. Are we really putting Alex G on the same pedestal as Jeff Buckley? That sounds like the intro to a bad indie film where someone eventually "finds themselves" after a series of unfulfilled romances and way too many brunch dates. And then we get to those most played songs—each one more obscure than the last, as if anyone wanted to delve deeper into the sad, sad soul that is s☼leil. “The Thrill Of Loneliness” is practically your theme song, suggesting your idea of a wild night is binging on artisan popcorn while crying to The Smashing Pumpkins. If “I Don’t Know What I Can Save You From” doesn’t sum up your love life, I don’t know what does. Keep feeling those vibes, but remember: there’s a whole world of upbeat music out there waiting for you. You know, if you decide to stop wallowing and get off the couch!

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