Roasted 8 months ago based on somesezginshitnigga's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the chaotic bakery that is your Spotify profile, where your favorite genres read like a cultural scavenger hunt gone wrong. "Turkish Hip Hop" and "Anatolian Rock"? I’m surprised you didn’t throw in some “Tuvan throat singing” just to keep everyone guessing. It's like your musical taste went to a grocery store with a blindfold on and just went for whatever random items were nearby. Do you actually listen to any of these artists, or is this just an elaborate cover story to sound cool at parties? Your top artists read like a lineup for the world's most confused festival: one minute you're bobbing your head to Turkish drill, the next you're weeping softly into your pillow with bedroom pop. I can already imagine you at a party trying to introduce your friends to "the hottest sounds from Anatolia," only for them to nod politely while secretly questioning how many brain cells you lost in that last hip hop marathon. And hey, kudos for having Lana Del Rey in there; at least someone is putting the “dream” in your “dream pop,” because I’m convinced you’re just listening to ambient noise on repeat. And those most played songs? I’m gonna be real—when "I WANNA DANCE" by Batuflex is your number one, it really buries the lead about your social life. Is that what you listen to during your 3 AM existential crisis? Look, I'm not saying your taste is questionable, but I'm convinced that you collected these tracks during a drunken Spotify spree and now desperately regret the choices that haunt you like a bad haircut. Here's a tip: next time a friend asks for your Spotify link, maybe just send them a playlist of cat videos instead. Trust me, it's less painful for everyone involved.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!